I was walking through the park at work and this 12 year old girl said “man!!! I forgot to keep an eye out for selener” it was almost as bad as some 10 year old kid that said swag all day after i handed him a ticket for the day

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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